Y’all…I CAN’T TASTE S*** RIGHT NOW.

I thought it was because of my dentist appointment this past Monday. The same day I started using this Crest Pro-Health Clinical mouthwash. They did some weird stuff to my teeth that required different rinses. Okay, whatever.

Baby naw. It’s this damn mouthwash. My tongue feels like I tried to eat some fresh out the oven chicken pot pies, and I can’t even taste ORANGE JUICE. It’s been like this the whole week.

Co-worker and I looked up some side effects and this was among the first. Crest mouthwash temporarily leaves tastebuds ruined. What?

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Hit up my dentists. They were flabbergasted.

Dentist 1: Are you sure, Ms. Carroll? That sounds extreme. We don’t use Crest around here though.

Me: I just sprinkled salt on my tongue and can barely feel it, let alone taste it.

Dentist 1: Oh my!! That’s ridiculous. How interesting!

Me: Not really. It hurts and I’m starving. (eating is no fun if you can’t taste the food)

*dentist 1 gets the dental squad in the office*

Dentist 2: Okay, let’s see here Ms. Carroll. Why are you using this mouthwash?

*I mumble “why the hell else would I use it?”

Me: I like to keep a clean mouth, fresh breath, healthy gums, that sort of thing.

Dentist 2: Sure! Well we’re googling it right now…..

Receptionist: Really?!? *looks at google results I’m assuming* Ms. Carroll you’ve gotta stop this!! <—didn’t even know she was in my business

Dentist 1: This isn’t good. Just try Listerine.

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Me: Could y’all tell me why this is happening and if I’ll be able to taste again soon? And have you ever heard of similar cases?

Dentist 2: Just steer clear from it. Stop the Crest wash today. Next week use Listerine. Let us know what happens.

*blah blah bullsh*, end of phone call*

So anyway, I’m hungry. My breath is fresh af, and my tongue hurts.

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GOD GOT ME.

- this post is for Crest users that may suffer severely from side effects. you won’t win any cases though. just a heads up.

beautifulblackkqueen:

me on break, lunch or when pandora playing.

me leaving work, when I&#8217;m running late, when I just woke up, when I just got in the bed, the second I sit down to eat, and many more situations. &lt;3

beautifulblackkqueen:

me on break, lunch or when pandora playing.

me leaving work, when I’m running late, when I just woke up, when I just got in the bed, the second I sit down to eat, and many more situations. <3

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beautifulblackkqueen:

its jus that one leg

Jesus help me

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airikjeong:

So my Chemistry teacher has an Asian grading scale…
A - Average
B - Below Average 
C - Can’t eat dinner
D - Don’t come home
F - Find a new family

airikjeong:

So my Chemistry teacher has an Asian grading scale…

  • A - Average
  • B - Below Average 
  • C - Can’t eat dinner
  • D - Don’t come home
  • F - Find a new family

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blackgirlsrpretty2:

niggasandcomputers:

rtamerica:

Black TV producer on way to Emmys party mistaken for bank robber, handcuffed, held for six hours
An African-American film producer in Beverly Hills for an Emmy pre-party was handcuffed and detained for around six hours on Friday night as police believed he fit the description of a suspect in a nearby bank robbery.
Charles Belk said he left a restaurant alone to refill a parking meter when he was suddenly surrounded by six police cars “handcuffed very tightly, fully searched for weapons, and placed back on the curb,”  he wrote on his Facebook page with an accompanying photo of him sitting on the curb as two police officers stand close by. 

EVEN IF YOU IN A BENZ YOU STILL A NIGGA IN A COUPE

Here it is!

blackgirlsrpretty2:

niggasandcomputers:

rtamerica:

Black TV producer on way to Emmys party mistaken for bank robber, handcuffed, held for six hours

An African-American film producer in Beverly Hills for an Emmy pre-party was handcuffed and detained for around six hours on Friday night as police believed he fit the description of a suspect in a nearby bank robbery.

Charles Belk said he left a restaurant alone to refill a parking meter when he was suddenly surrounded by six police cars “handcuffed very tightly, fully searched for weapons, and placed back on the curb,” he wrote on his Facebook page with an accompanying photo of him sitting on the curb as two police officers stand close by. 

EVEN IF YOU IN A BENZ YOU STILL A NIGGA IN A COUPE

Here it is!

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orangieporangiepuddingpie:

Beyonce cover CR Fashion Book. Sept 2014 

blastortoise:

it’s so weird that people are shaming Beyonce for being sexual during her performance when literally in the speech in flawless says “We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are." Like how do you miss the point that bad

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mexicanfather:

me stealing your moment and making it about me

mexicanfather:

me stealing your moment and making it about me

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atopy:

 

vinebox:

They having a dance battle

I’ve gotta stop watching vine posts at work.

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securelyinsecure:

Little League star Mo’Ne Davis

securelyinsecure:

Little League star Mo’Ne Davis

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bellecosby:

youngblackandvegan:

grapejellyking:

crashyourcrew:

They using lasers now?

cleeaaannn

art

the game is changing at an alarming rate 

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66lanvin:

BEAUTY is……….No.8

66lanvin:

BEAUTY is……….No.8

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Me at work. And quiet public places.

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samthebombshell:

👽

She looks like Ashley Imani and Ryan Destiny. At this angle.

samthebombshell:

👽

She looks like Ashley Imani and Ryan Destiny. At this angle.

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